so i got around to playing Dead Cells... on my own laptop, on a keyboard

my friend has it but doesnt play it and lets me play it on their computer

but i decided to be independent and get it myself

im still kinda workin out the keybinds so it doesnt suck as much

Dead Cells is actually a pretty kick-ass game, go check it out guys

but anyways...

this is not the story i am telling --- this is:

so my friend and i went to an abortion clinic because we saw these protestors outside with signs

yknow they said stuff like "choose life" , "every child is a gift/blessing" , and, my personal favorite,

"CHOOSE LIFE --- YOUR MOTHER DID"

so we parked in the parking lot and my friend ran out.

then this security guard walked up and gestured for me to roll down the window.

i did so nervously, lowering it so we could just make eye contact

"hi there. are you here for an appointment?" he asked in a friendly (ish???) tone

i simply rolled my eyes at him (which, honestly, felt so satisfying and empowering tbh)

"... so you're a protestor?" he asked/concluded upon my reaction.

(i wasnt, i was a third party witnessing it, but i didnt wanna say a single word to him)

i simply rolled up the window as if to say "BYEEE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT"

so he walked over (i was laughing softly as he walked away) and told my friend we couldnt park there

kinda bullshit if you ask me

i mean i understand how it can be a whole "customers only" parking lot

but cmon hahaha...

i think the protestors were there with like cameras, interviewing the leftist protestors there.

as we drove off, they were recording and my friend honked at them, ruining their shot

i will never be able to forget how utterly and completely satisfying and empowering that eye roll was hahaha :)

today is Eric Cartman's birthday

i guess

i think ill cover "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch" to be festive

lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATASS

okay so this might sound weird to some, but...

have you ever wanted thicc eyebrows?

yknow like the whole Paul ter Voorde look?

i know i want me some thicc eyebrows yes sireebob

like, since i was twelve years old..!

to me, the only ways to achieve such thiccness would have to be:

• in my case, use makeup and other stuff to thiccen em up nicely
• having been born with a thicc monobrow, shave what's in between to achieve maximum thiccness

to me thicc eyebrows honestly just look so good

gimme a "CLOUDBERG" if you agree!

so...

anyone remember DrForeman?

... oh, don't look at me like that!

*ahem*

perhaps the name Dickneck rings a bell?

ANYWAYS...

I FOUND THE ENTIRE THREAD.

I went to his account.

It seemed like an early post under the title, "the beast awakens".

The meme beast!

Anyways, here's the link.

Feel free to completely laugh your asses off at a seemingly long-lost early internet relic,

starting from page one of this epic thread.

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1054474/1

Have fun.